1. Why are giraffes the cheapest to feed?
2. Why are dogs afraid to sunbathe?
3. Why is the pig always eating?
4.Why are politicians no longer concerned with snowball fights?
5.Why dont women get bald as soon as men?
6.What can pierce ones ears without a hole?
7. Whats the longest word in the world?
8. Why does time fly?
9. Where can a dog get another tail?
10. Who works only one day in a year but never gets fired?
11. Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbor?
12. Why do birds fly south?
13. When can you go as fast as racing car?
Keys:
1. They make a little food go a long way.
2. They don't want to be hot-dog.
3. Hes making a hog of himself.
4. The cold war is over.
5. Because women wear hire longer.
6. Nose.
7. Smiles. Because theres a mile between the letter s.
8. To get away from all those who are trying to kill it.
9. At a retail store.
10. Santa Claus
11. Because it can't sit down
12. It's too far to walk
13. When you're in it